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KNOW YOUR EGOMANIACAL NARCISSIST!

YOUR SANITY MAY DEPEND ON IT!

You may not be able to see his face because of the Tea-ShadesiPhone, but his knuckles will be white from holding the phone at the cockamamie angle required to get the just right look. He will babble about himself when questioned. He will not find you the least bit engaging. The Egomaniacal Narcissist looks right through you into the nearest mirror.

BEWARE! Anyone approaching the self-absorbed individual should take all necessary force immediately.

Good luck.

—The Chief

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About herrkentwill

To begin my life with the beginning of my life, some worthy at 1313 recorded that I was born (as I have been informed and believe) on a Thursday, at twelve o'clock and fifty-nine minutes in the afternoon. It was remarked that the clock began to strike 13, and I began to cry, simultaneously, cuz the thought of reading that book was not a happy thought.

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